Qapla!

I am the First Officer of the IKV Bloodlust, the LOUDEST ship in ANY Fleet!

I serve the Empire and my ship. I am what they call a Klingon's Klingon, so I expect you to challenge me on this. Do not expect life in the Empire to be easy nor will you receive any special privileges on this ship. Expect to fight and eventually die, expect to have to work for your glory, expect to have a lot of fun (at other's expense).

Join us and you shall see much action, receive much glory, and together we shall ruin a feddie's day!

Remember to die with honor!