Star Trek: New Series


The following images, text, and video first appeared on the StarTrek.com website
as part of their April Fool's 2004 spoof page, and are linked to with permission.

Cast of Klingon Eye for the Human Guy
Cast of Klingon Eye
for the Human Guy

Klingon Eye for the Human Guy video
Klingon Eye for the
Human Guy video

Photo Gallery of The va'B 5 at work
Photo Gallery of
The va'B 5 at work


04.01.2004
New Series Announced: Klingon Eye for the Human Guy

Five Klingon men, out to make over the world - one p'tak at a time.

They are the va'B Five: an elite team of Klingons dedicated to extolling the simple virtues of honor, tradition and style.

Each week their mission is to transform an honor-deficient and culture-deprived human from weakling to warrior in each of their respective categories: fashion, cuisine, grooming, ritual and honorable living.

It's a full lifestyle make-over where human guys turn in their briefcases for bat'leths, learn about bloodwine that comes in a vat, not a bottle, and come to understand why music is its most passionate at its most discordant. When the journey is done, a freshly tempered, newly enlightened, battle-ready warrior emerges.

Coming soon to QAPLA' TV!

STAR TREK and related marks TM and (C) 2004 Paramount Pictures.
All Rights Reserved. "Klingon Eye" photos and video used by permission.

 

 

BACK


Created by KataH